Ten signs you need a new psychic …

… I shared this on my radio show Sunday, 8/4/13. See what you miss if you don’t listen?

10) She shakes her crystal ball, and then predicts a huge snowstorm.

9) “Psychics Magazine” rates her just below fortune cookies, and just above your mom.

8) Insists that your astrological sign is “The Armadillo.”

7) During card-reading, asks if you want to “hit” or “stand.”

6) Sign in window: “As Seen on ’60 Minutes.'”

5) His spoon bending demonstration requires two pliers.

4) He looks suspiciously like that guy who fixed your muffler last week.

3) Every time you draw the Death card, she yells “Go Fish!”

2) He keeps shaking black eight ball and says, “Ask again later.”

1) His idea of an “out-of-body experience” involves whipped cream and women’s clothing.